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YOU’RE NOT OUR REAL DAD !
#sloth #truth
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oh my god can everybody please stop anwering that tumblr diet question
its obviously a fuckingt scam-spam-fuckery and you all get the exact same message. everyone.
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Reasons I grab my boobs
- running upstairs
- running downstairs
- running
- stoked on life
- scared
- walking through my house in the dark
- bored
- boobs
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So my mom and I have been working the same waitress job for 5-6 years now. She had been waitressing years before, but this is recently. Anyway, about… 15 minutes ago this guy she waited on left and told her to take care. Just that. Prior to this she had talked to him about Italy. Her people are from Florence, this and that, and she said she’s never been. She’s got 8 years of art education and she’s working a waitress job. It’s pretty… Sad and disappointing, I guess. Her and my father divorced 6 years ago and she hasn’t had a real job ever. Just been stuck in a small town she’s not from.
This man who we have never seen before tipped her 1000 dollars for a trip to Italy. Walked out, not another word.
Why does’t this have more notes
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Everyone should have a baby elephant running across a road on their blog
IT’S SO CUTE LOOK AT IT’S LITTLE LEGS AND HOW IT’S RUNNING OMFG
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adrenaline > tetrahydrocannabinoid
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